TOP 10 football-and-dog jokes just for fun!

Number 10:

• Every time the dog scored, he celebrated with a victory lap around the stadium chasing his tail.

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 Number 9:

• My dog tried out for football. He was great at receiving, terrible at letting go.

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 Number 8:

A dog runs onto the football field carrying the ball. The referee shouts,
"Where did he come from?!"

·       The coach replies,
"He's our secret weapon—nobody can catch him when he thinks it's a game of fetch!"

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Number 7:

Why couldn't the cat beat the dog at football?

• Because the dog had a better paw-sing game.

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Number 6:

What position does a dog play in football?

• Quarterbark!

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Number 5:

Why was the dog a great wide receiver?

• Because he never dropped a fetch pass.

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Number 4:

What do you call a dog who wins the championship?

• The Most Valuable Pup (MVP).

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Number 3:

Why did the referee give the dog a penalty?

• Too much roughing the retriever.

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 Number 2:

What did the coach say to the sleepy dog?

• "Wake up! You're supposed to be the watchdog on defense!"

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And finally, our Number 1:

🐶🏈 Why did the dog make the football team?

Because he was the best at retrieving punts!

And when he scored a touchdown, the crowd went:

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" 🎉

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