Breaking news: my dog just committed a biological war crime in the living room...

Breaking news: my dog just committed a biological war crime in the living room 💀

No warning. No shame. Just made eye contact… lifted one cheek like it was a formal announcement… and unleashed something that violated several international treaties.

Then had the audacity to leave the room like I did it.

I don’t even own a dog anymore. I own a walking air hazard with a tail.

Send help! Or GastroBalance Excess Gas Relief

because I know it will help :-)