Another TOP 10 football-and-dog jokes just for fun!
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Another TOP 10 football-and-dog jokes just for fun:
Number 10
Why did the dog get kicked off the football team?
Because he kept chasing the mascot instead of the ball!
Number 9
What do football dogs eat before a game?
Pup-corn and energy biscuits!
Number 8
Why was the dog the team's best defender?
Nobody could get past his growl line.
Number 7
What did the football say to the dog?
"Please stop drooling on me!"
Number 6
Why did the dog become a football coach?
He knew all the best tricks and plays.
Number 5
What do you call a dog that scores three touchdowns in one game?
A hat-trick retriever.
Number 4
Why don't dogs argue with referees?
They know they can't overturn a call by barking.
Number 3
What was the dog's favorite football move?
The flea-flicker—he thought it involved actual fleas!
Number 2
Why was the football team excited to get a puppy?
They finally had someone who could fetch every fumble.
NUMBER 1
A dog joins a football team and scores on every play.
The reporter asks, "What's your secret?"
The dog says, "I just pretend the end zone is where my human is calling me."